Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Which Type Of Woman Do You Like

Man likes woman. This is not I say. This is God’s rule. Anyway, there are many types of women in this world. See which type of woman you like.

1st woman type, screen saver woman. She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colorful, and lots of fun. Not practical but fun.

2nd woman type, hard disk woman. She remembers everything you say and bad thing you had done, forever.

3rd woman type, server woman. She claims to be available to you, but always busy when you need her.

4th woman type, Windows woman. Everyone knows that she can’t do anything right, but you can’t live without her.

5th woman type, bluetooth woman. When you are next to her, she stays connected. When you go away, she finds new devices.

6th woman type, multimedia woman. She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful.

7th woman type, Excel woman. She says she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only your basic needs.

8th woman type, CD-ROM woman. She always has you on the move, going faster and faster.

9th woman type, internet woman. She is difficult to access and hard to keep running.

10th woman type, email woman. Out of every ten things she says, eight are plain nonsense.

11th woman type, virus woman. Also known as wife. When you are least expecting her, she shows up, installs herself, and starts gobbling up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost everything. If you don’t try to uninstall her, you will still have nothing.